The Alabama State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Auburn. For the first offense, they give you two Auburn Tigers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 football fans around a TV watching all the Bowl Games?
A. The Auburn Tigers.
Q. How do you keep a Auburn team out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Auburn in case of a tornado?
A. To the football field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Auburn player with a National Championship ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Auburn Tigers and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Auburn Tigers and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
1 comment:
Love it!!!!!!!!!!
Roll Tide
Grandma
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